AISubs v3.7
- Yaburo! - Shibuya!
- Yaburo! - I'm Toshimitsu.
We've been in this world for a long time.
- We meet a lot of people. - Yes.
And sometimes we're like, "Is this really happening?"
- We meet at events and such. - Yes.
But it's only at events.
Basically, we're based in Kazakhstan.
So we come back as soon as we're done with work.
We don't...
Huh?
Isn't it too early?
- You're right. - But thank you.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- What? - You should have said it earlier.
- I didn't do anything wrong. - You didn't do anything wrong.
- I didn't do anything wrong, Harutosu. - Hahaha.
- But you two were looking down at me since it was too early. - Hahaha.
- You came back as soon as you finished work. - Which one of you was it?
- You kept doing something. - I turned it off.
- You don't see a lot of guests like that, do you? - Yes.
- So I thought, "Oh, then I should call them." - Guests?
- Guests like that? - Yes.
- What do you do when you call them? - I call them and say, "Nice to meet you."
- "Nice to meet you." - "I'm happy."
- We're happy, right? - Yeah.
- It might sound a little sloppy if you call them, but... - Yeah.
- You should welcome them as guests and make an offer. - Sounds good.
- For example, "Will this guest come?" "No."
- Hahaha. - Oh.
- "No." - "No."
- I think it's a violent song. - It's amazing.
- It's powerful, right? - If you say no, no one will come, right?
- Absolutely. - When?
- This time. There are two patterns. - Oh, I see.
- One is offered 6 days in advance. - Oh.
- The other one is offered 6 hours in advance. - Oh, I see.
- It's 8:30 now, right? - Yes.
- It's offered at 9 a.m. - Is it 6 hours in advance?
- You're underestimating me. - I'm underestimating you 6 hours in advance.
- You're underestimating a human being. - Yes, I'm underestimating you 6 hours in advance.
- So, guests 6 hours in advance will be offered by people they know. - Oh.
- If you just think about moving, you can come from Tokyo. - Yeah.
- If you fly from Aomori, you can definitely come. - You can definitely come.
- If you move right away. - Hahaha.
- Would you like me to announce the lineup? - Yes.
- First of all, I would like to announce the people who offered 6 days in advance. - Yes.
- The first one is our UUUM Co., Ltd. President Umekage. - Hahaha.
- President. - President.
- I thought that only people from the entertainment industry would be fixed. - But it's 6 days in advance.
- We met at the event the other day. - I know.
- I'd be happy if you came. - I'd be happy if you came.
- UUUM.
- I'd be happy if you came. - The second one is FNASCY.
- FNASCY. - FNASCY.
- Wait, I'd like to meet FNASCY. - What?
- Have you met him before? - No. - Me neither.
- That's amazing. - That's just right.
- What kind of success is this? - Hahaha.
- What kind of producer is this? - Hahaha.
- You'll laugh if you come, won't you? - No, it's really funny. I'll laugh a lot.
- The third one is us, SEIKIN. - Oh!
- I'm getting scared. What if all of these people come? - No, it's chaos.
- There's a chance of success. - Yeah.
- Don't say "gold". - Hahaha.
- I don't know where it is. - Hahaha.
- The fourth one is us. - Our role name is "TANUMAN MENTAL".
- Our role name is "KOMATSU TOSHIMASA". - Oh!
- The gray zone is over. - Yeah.
- We don't want to say goodbye. - Yeah.
- It's like a surprise. - Yeah.
- We're back on the stage from the band. - Yeah.
- I don't know. I mean, it's like everyone is coming. - It's scary.
- It's getting scarier and scarier. - It's a good line.
And the last five people.
Not to mention the star of Aichi Prefecture.
You will definitely see it if you go to a convenience store.
- It's Enako-san. - Oh!
- Enako-san, a cosplayer.
- Enako-san! - Enako-san is pretty big.
- Enako-san is busy. - It's pretty big.
- It's already been a moment. - Yeah.
- It seems like she likes us. - Yeah.
- I pretended to be stupid and gave her a call. - Yeah.
- What are you going to do with all these people? - I really gave her a call.
- What? - Yeah.
- She came. - Of course, I told her about the project.
- The fact that a project is coming is huge. - That's all it means, right?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- Well, I'm going to have you all guess it. - Yes.
- Can I say the name? - Yes. "KURU KONAIDE".
- Is everyone coming? - No, wait a minute.
- This is so hard. - Have you decided?
- Yes, we have. - You've decided?
- Well, let's start. - Yes.
- Ready, go! - Wow.
- Komatsu Enako-san. - She's coming!
- I'm a little nervous.
- Komatsu Enako-san said that she can do her work in space. - Space?
- She can do it on a computer. - She can do it on a computer.
- She's flying. - She's flying.
- And Komatsu-san. Komatsu-san said...
- "I want to see you play." - He said it. He said it.
- He said he'd make some time for me. - He's a busy man.
- I really want to see you play, Enako-san. - I want to see you play.
- I honestly want to see you play, too. - I want to see you play, too.
- I want to see you play, Enako-san. - I want to see you play, Enako-san.
- Wow, that's amazing. - On the contrary, I wonder why no one else is coming.
- I don't think Seikin-san has a lot of time. - He's really busy.
- I know you want to see me, but... - I've been thinking about Seikin-san too much.
- I don't want to see you play anymore.
- Okay, Tejo-san. - This is amazing.
- Okay, Tejo-san. - Here it is.
- Tada! Funassyi-san and Seikin-san! - What?!
- On the contrary! - On the contrary!
- Oh, really?! - Funassyi-san is calm and has time in his schedule.
- Seikin-san is a YouTuber, too. If you had told me six days ago, I'd have had some time.
- It's a little unfair, isn't it? Six days ago, when you made that offer to a YouTuber.
- He's a YouTuber, isn't he?
- It's hard to do it in a group, but if you're alone, you can do it, right?
- I see. - You just go home and play.
- Okay, Ememaro-san. - Yes.
- I've made my decision. - Oh!
- One person! - One person!
- And then, um...Mohoto, Funassyi-san...
- I think you're really busy with business. - Yeah.
- You can't make it here in time. - Ememaro-san...
- Maybe his manager will be rejected. - No!
- You shouldn't make him reject you like that. - No!
- You shouldn't make him reject you like that. - I like you, but you rejected me so...
- I like you, but you rejected me so... I'm sorry. - Uh, you can't even tell me on Twitter.
- You can't even tell me on Twitter. - Where were you going to go and say you like me?
- And then, six days before you make that offer to Ememaro-san,
- And then, six days before you make that offer to Ememaro-san, my manager won't say that, right?
Only you guys can't smile, you know?
Hahaha!
That's all I can say!
You're the president!
I guess I'll have to cosplay as Don Quijote.
You'll have to cosplay as Superman.
Hahaha!
Please look forward to the next episode of "When Will You Come Back?" at 3 p.m.
I'm looking forward to it!
It'll be great!
And now...
I'm going to announce who will come to "When Will You Come?" after I call you.
I'm going to say, "You're my friend, aren't you?"
Otherwise, I'll be scared.
First one!
Kanta of Mizusamariwon!
Second one!
Takashi of Reikure!
Third one!
Nanako!
It's Ena again!
Ena again!
I'm not thinking about connections!
Fourth one!
Kaito!
It's Endy!
And last one!
Dokumen!
That's it!
I don't know much about Dokumen.
I don't know much about him either.
I can't reach him from inside.
If you say, "No!"
I'll be really mad.
I'll be really pissed off.
Shall we announce it at once?
One, two...
Ta-da!
Oh!
There are quite a lot of people.
Is it the same as mine?
No, no.
Takashi of Reikure and Rokumen are the only ones I can't reach.
Nanako of Reikure and Rokumen are the only ones I can't reach.
Kanta is the only one I can't reach.
All of them are real.
I don't think Rokumen can reach me.
If you're right about this, it's amazing.
It's amazing.
It's more amazing than anyone else.
That's true.
Kanta is like...
What? You're going to do that move?
He sometimes does that move.
He's sociable and comes close to me.
Basically, Rokumen is good at pachinko.
But on weekdays, he's really bad at it.
If he can't reach me, I'll beat him up.
It's almost exactly the same.
Who will reach me with this close distance?
Look forward to it!
Yes!
Then...
Six hours later...
Ta-da!
I'll prepare it.
Six hours later...
I'm going to start with Kanta.
Hello. Good morning.
Good morning.
I'm sorry for coming early in the morning.
No, it's early.
Six hours later... Well, it's 15 o'clock.
I'm going to ask you to come to the studio in Okazaki.
Oh!
What is it?
Is there something?
Something is a video?
Yes.
Thank you for your hard work.
Good morning.
Thank you for your hard work.
Six hours later...
I'm going to ask you to come to the studio in Okazaki.
I see.
Oh!
I'm going to ask you to come to the studio in Okazaki.
Is there something?
Hello.
Good morning.
Good morning. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, Takashi.
Hello.
Takashi!
Oh, hello.
I'm sorry. I was talking on the phone.
Oh, I'm glad you forgot about it.
It's not good at all.
Will you come to this studio in Okazaki in six hours?
Wow, it's pretty.
It's pretty.
Six hours later...
I'm a little lonely.
Hello.
Good morning.
I'm sorry for calling you so late.
It's okay.
Can you come to the studio in six hours?
Six hours later...
At 3 p.m.
He couldn't answer the phone.
I couldn't answer the phone, but...
Yes, that's it.
2:53 p.m.
I'm scared.
He's coming.
Is it okay?
How many hours?
Six hours.
Six hours?
Let's do it separately.
Separately?
I'd like to call one by one.
If you come, please raise it in the middle.
If you can't come, I'll give you a water bomb.
I'll give you a warning this time, too.
Mr. Chang was here earlier.
The scent of women is high.
The presence is...
It's scary.
It's 3 o'clock now.
I'll start with the offer six hours ago.
I'll start with "reikure".
Should I close my eyes, too?
I'll raise it in the middle.
I'm sure he'll come.
He may come to thank me.
If "reikure" appears, I may hit him.
I don't know if it's a joke or not.
Let me announce it.
Guests, please enter the door.
The door of "reikure" has opened.
Guests, did you come?
Please open your eyes.
Thank you for coming, Reikure!
Thank you for coming!
Excuse me.
Wow!
I'm so happy!
Thank you for coming!
Three of you!
But this time,
we only had three people,
so we're inviting a special guest.
What?
You're not guests!
You're guests!
Guests are inviting guests?
May I invite you?
Yes.
Please come in!
I'm from Osaka.
Huh?
Who is this?
It's Mr. Biliken of the wild!
It's heavy!
What?
Mr. Biliken, you can't do that!
You know me, don't you?
I heard you're famous in Okazaki,
but I'm more famous than you!
I heard you're famous in Okazaki,
but I'm more famous than you!
You're famous!
You're nervous!
Wow!
I can't do it standing up.
You're amazing!
You can do it for six hours!
I had a two-hour meeting in the morning.
I was wondering if you'd do it.
I'm so happy!
Compared to last time,
I think it's a lot easier.
Thank you for your hard work!
It hasn't progressed yet.
Mr. Biliken can't smile anymore.
You can't smile anymore.
Anyway,
thank you for coming to the lake.
Thank you for coming to the lake.
It's amazing that it doesn't end like this.
That's right!
It doesn't end like this.
There are still more people who actually got it right.
We all got it right.
There are still more people who actually got it right.
Next is Kanta!
I think it's a screw flying day today.
Can you close your eyes?
Is Kanta coming?
I don't know if it's just Tommy.
That's not allowed, is it?
That's Kanta's punishment.
That's strange.
Now it's time for the guests to come in.
Please come in!
The guests are coming in now.
I don't know anything.
Yes!
It's Kanta!
Really?
Is Kanta coming?
Please open your eyes!
One, two...
He's here!
Oh, you're here!
I thought you'd leave.
What's that?
You're here!
What did you expect?
I didn't think Yumewaru would come.
I thought he wouldn't come.
I wanted to force myself to come.
You forced yourself to come!
You came!
He came.
You're very active.
When you called me,
I thought you might go to Okazaki.
That's amazing!
I thought you'd do that.
You're very active.
If you did that,
I'd be forced to go to Okazaki, too.
I thought you'd do that, too.
I'm here to say you can't do that.
You can't do that.
I could do that.
Don't come here!
You'll come!
If you call Tommy now, will he come, too?
He's very active!
Thank you!
Anyways,
I didn't do a good job today.
Thank you, Kanta!
Did you miss me?
I'm getting nervous.
Only Shibayu got it, right?
He can't talk with Fargo, right?
[What's going to happen?]
Nanako-chan, you're up.
Close your eyes.
We've been waiting for you for an hour, so we're all set up.
We'll start in no time.
Our guest is coming in!
I'm busy, so I don't know what to say.
- She's coming in. - I'm busy, so I don't know what to say.
- It's been a while. - She's coming in.
The producer and stuff.
- Are you ready? - Yes!
Is Nanako-chan up yet?
- Open your eyes! - Ready and...
- Pah!
- Well, well, well... - Yes!
- Why "yes"? - Well, yes...
- So we landed in Tokyo. - Ah, I see.
- Yes, and for today... Nanako-chan, thank you! - Thank you!
- Yes, thank you. - Thank you.
- Next up is Kaito. - Yes, yes.
I don't want to be in the shot. I'm worried about him.
- I'm worried about him. - It's getting more and more chaotic here.
- I think Kaito will come. - Only Iemaru won't come.
- I chose not to come, but... - Please!
- Yes, please close your eyes! - Yes, it's okay.
- Okay, guests, come in! - Kaito, be careful!
- You're right, I'm worried about him. - You know where you'll land.
- You know where you'll land, right? - Kaito, did you come?
- Open your eyes! - Ready and...
- Pah!
- What?! - What?!
- You didn't make it! - You didn't make it!
- What's the reason for that? - It's simply for work.
- I see. - I see.
- Ah, so it's like that. - I agree.
- Kaito couldn't make it in the first shot, and he came right after. - Yes.
- I said, "That guy's a pain in the ass." - I thought there'd be nothing to stream, but...
- I didn't know there'd be a meeting. - Kaito's busy with a lot of things.
- Kaito, I missed you! - Kaito, I missed you! It's been a while.
- I wanted to eat a chicken burger with you. - Yes.
- What do you think? - This is half and half, right?
- Um... - Rukumen!
- Rukumen, right? - Rukumen-san, you came, right?
- Can I not close my eyes? - No!
- Let me run. - Okay, guests, please come in!
- Did Rukumen-kun come? - Open your eyes!
- Ready and...
- Pah!
- Don't turn it off! - Which one is it?!
- It's your mouth! - That's not how you say it!
- Maybe we didn't get the answer this time. - It's best not to say "let's go"!
- So, 6 hours ago, Reikuro and Kanta came here. - Yes.
- Now, let's start the meeting. - What do we do first?
- Who's first? - Us and Umekage-san.
- Oh, Umekage-san first! - Umekage-san, can you come here?
- Umekage-san, can you come in the middle and take a break? - Yes, I'm really tired.
- Then, close your eyes. - Okay.
- I'm busy, so it's okay. - It's okay.
- Guest, come in! - Oh, it's...
- It's quite loud. - What's that sound?
- My heart is pounding. - Did you come here to do business?
- Umekage-san, did you come here? - Yes.
- Please give me your answers! - Ready and...
- See you!
- You scared me! - Uncle!
- You said you were busy. - That's right.
- Mr. Mukai can't work in the air. - He can't work in the air.
- It's true. - That's right.
- That's what I thought. - That's what I thought.
- That's what I thought, too. - That's what I thought, too.
- I'm not the only one left. - That's right.
- No one else is coming. - But it's true.
- No one else is coming. - It can't be helped.
- I'll say it now, but... - Yes?
- The next person is... - Yes?
- Mr. Enako! - What are you going to do?
- I'm really happy about this. - Hahaha!
- You can stand up now. - Yes, I can stand up now.
- Please sit down. - I'm nervous!
- Guests, please come in! - I'm nervous.
- I don't know where to start. - My tongue...
- What should I do if I can't stop my tongue?
- I don't know if it's okay now. - You're right.
- I don't know if it's okay now. - I don't know if it's okay now.
- Should I go home like this? - Yes.
- Mr. Enako, did you come all the way here? - Please stand up.
- One, two...
- Please stand up. - One, two...
- I'm scared! - Hahaha!
- You look scared. - I'm scared.
- I'm sure you're nervous. - Yes.
- You're working, right? - Of course! - Yes!
- Why are you working?! - No, it's obvious.
- It's obvious. - It's obvious.
- You guys are dreaming too much.
- Are you going to let me go now? - Hahaha!
- It was much better than I thought it would be. - Yes.
- It was much better than I thought it would be. - It was crazy like this.
- Next...
- Mr. Komatsu, would you like to go? - Mr. Men, when you come in the drama, there are times when you say what you want to say.
- After all, if you say it, you will say it. - Mr. Mentaro. - Mr. Mentaro. - Mr. Komatsu, are you ready? - Yes.
- Then, guest entrance. - Mr. Men. - Now, it's warm. - Yes.
- Please open your eyes. - One, two...
One, two...
Thank you for coming!
Thank you so much!
It's been about three hours since we got here.
Mahoto was watching you guys.
Oh, really?
Thank you!
Thank you for coming.
Thank you so much!
No, no, no!
I didn't think we'd be able to talk much in the gray zone.
That's true.
But I called you guys over and did something crazy.
It's the opposite!
It's definitely the opposite!
We're finally doing a daily video together.
Yeah!
I'm more nervous than when I'm filming a drama.
It's like a different world.
I only have YouTube.
That's true.
This is weird.
On the contrary, it's weird.
Today, we're filming a drama...
We were able to do something good today.
Oh!
Yeah.
I'm so happy!
Please call me anytime.
I won't call you! I won't call you!
If you call me, I'll call you anytime.
Call me "ben"!
Ben! Ben! Ben!
I'm so happy!
I don't know what I'm talking about.
It's over just by coming here today.
It's over?
Why do you make me go home?
It's over!
Is it okay now?
I'm glad we're in the same car.
We're all in the same car.
It's been a while.
I'm happy.
Thank you.
Congratulations!
Thank you!
I'm very sorry about this.
Mr. Komatsu, you can stay here for now.
Thank you!
This room is getting more and more chaotic.
What kind of room is it?
I'm sorry.
Only Mr. Funassyi Seikin remains.
This is bad!
Shall we go to Funassyi's room?
Yes.
Funassyi's room is big, isn't it?
It's big.
It's not that big.
Guests are coming in!
Okay! Okay!
- Okay! - Okay!
Alright!
Funassyi!
Are you here for me?!
Open your eyes, funassyi!
- Ready... - Go!
This is funassyi!
- I wanted to see you! - I wanted to see you, but...
- I thought you were here for me. - I felt like you were here for me.
- I felt like you were here for me! - You're really tough.
- Please! - I'll upload it.
- I'm sorry! - I'll upload it.
[Next episode]
Well, unfortunately...
- It's finally the last one. - Seikin-san.
Seikin-san!
There's more to Seikin-san than gratitude.
[Seikin-san is a man of many apologies.]
- We're full of apologies. - We're full of apologies.
And we'll invite you over when we go home after bed.
- We'll invite you over. - We'll definitely do that.
- We'd like you to invite us over. - Okay.
And now...
Guest entrance!
And now...
Will Seikin-san come?
Please...
Open your eyes!
One, two...
Please open your eyes! One, two...
Thank you for coming, Seikin! Thank you!
SeikinTV's Seikin.
Thank you so much!
Thank you!
It's been a while. How are you?
I'm fine.
Congratulations on your wedding.
Thank you!
I'm sorry for being late.
I felt your aura.
"Cool"?
I was so nervous that my heart was about to pop out.
I must have done something crazy.
It felt like I committed a crime.
It's crazy.
Everyone is standing up.
It felt like something crazy.
I'm busy.
Thank you!
We have so much to say about you, Seikin.
It's been a while.
I'm glad you're doing well.
You came by train today.
I came by Ferrari today.
Really?
No way!
You scared me!
I thought you were too manly!
No!
Why?
You scared me!
I heard you were coming today.
I see.
I came all the way to Rome.
You scared me!
I told you!
You scared me!
We met in the morning.
We did.
I only saw your butt for a second.
I thought you might have found out that Seikin was coming.
I have a favor to ask you.
We have a segment called "When you go to bed, you go home."
Will you join us in the future?
I see!
There is a story like that.
We were excited about it.
I see.
I want you to join us in the future.
I think I'll go to bed soon.
I think I'll go to bed first, but I'll do my best.
Thank you.
Let's go for a cup of coffee.
I saw Seikin drinking coffee somewhere.
Thank you for coming, Seikin!
Thank you!
Can you all come at the same price?
Thank you so much!
We can only stand on the sofa.
This will happen.
It's been a while.
I'm sweating.